Oztrology - Year of the WombatRegular price $5.75
Year of The Wombat
Born in: 1910, 1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006.
Is the Wombat a bludger*, as some dinky-di* Aussies have insisted? Well, that’s not what the sanctified stars proclaim. Wombats are wonderful! Full of vim. All who are born under this brilliant wombat astronomical assemblage can count their blessings from now on. This year the Wombat people have Buckley’s Chance* of putting a foot wrong. Did somebody say riches? Good fortune? You bewdy!* The Wombats will be cleaning up coast to coast. Chockas* with money and relationships made in the heavens. Wow! With your magic personality, it’s time to give life a burl* – you can’t lose. And the evidence is right in your hands. The generous person who sent this card knows you’re a winner and a Magnificent Wombat just like these famous people below:
Lucky Numbers: 7, 63
Lucky Colour: Violet
Matt Damon, Mariah Carey, Dame Edna Everage,
Nicki Minaj, Prince William, Michael Jackson, Seth Rogen, Anne Hathaway, Madonna, Donald Duck.
Designed, illustrated, written, and printed in Australia