Oztrology - Year of the CrocodileRegular price $5.75
Year of the Crocodile
Born in: 1916, 1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012
Never smile at a crocodile? Well, maybe not at the prehistoric reptile, but those born under their sign deserve your most favourable consideration. Contrary to bad press about impenetrable hide and sneaky attitude, Crocodile people exhibit the very best features of the human race. Too right! Munificence is their middle name. They have boundless energy, care and consideration of others, and impeccable manners that reflect the courtesy of their upbringing.
Their supreme good looks attract a variety of effusive admirers. Given these outstanding qualities, Crocodilians can expect a spectacular future with accolades strewn like rose petals on their path through life. Thank goodness someone had the foresight to send you this card. Thank your lucky stars crocs aren’t just a pair of fancy shoes.
Lucky numbers: 2, 23
Lucky colour: Green
Andy Warhol, Che Guevara, Shirley Temple, Pele, Ringo Starr, John Lennon, Vladimir Putin, Sandra Bullock, Russell Crowe, Boris Johnson, Robinson Crusoe, Mickey Mouse
Designed, illustrated, written, and printed in Australia